I Had No Idea It Was Bring Your Own Vietnamese Hooker Night!


The title of this post is also the best quote of my birthday. Spoken by me, but I assure you that’s purely coincidence. Hee hee.

I had a fantastic birthday, thanks in no small part to my lovely friends. I really couldn’t ask for better, and I am truly blessed. In fact, I’ve had a fantastic year so far. Mussels and his lovely Romanian wife came in town for New Year’s, and it was tremendous to see them. Then Rusty and Sarah hosted a New Year’s Day brunch to extend the time we had with the Mussels’s’s’s’s while they were here. I was late to the brunch, but only because of yoga. I’m still going to yoga, at least three times a week. Who’da thunk it??

The New Year’s Day class was really amazing. The room was at capacity, so we were really crammed in there, but everyone went with it and were accommodating to their neighbors. No one got kicked in the face, and we were laughing and energized. I was so happy I went to that class. I’m also so danged proud of myself for still going. I really love it. Which is weird because I HATE this kind of yoga. I can’t explain it. I feel so good after class, I’m never sorry I’ve gone. The people at the studio are fantastic too. It just all works for me.

So, update on Bustah Grimes, the newest denizen Chez Kelley: He’s a sweet boy, but Minerva still beats up on him. It’s almost funny. He’s huge, much bigger than she is, and he’ll fight back, but most of the time, he slinks around near the walls, trying not to be noticed. He’s also taken to making sure he’s in the bathroom every time I pee. It’s a little disconcerting. He’s also ejecting fur missiles all over my house. My vacuum cleaner is screaming for mercy! I wouldn’t trade it though. I can tell he’s much happier here than he was at my grandmother’s. Not that she didn’t love him, but her other cat was a freakin’ menace. I swear, that cat is registered as a lethal weapon in Alabama.

So, my four day birthday weekend is over. I’m sad there’s no more time off to look forward to for a long, long while.
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